ZTOHP - HALLOWEEN PARODY

EVEN HADDONFIELD ILLINOIS HAS NEVER SEEN EVIL QUITE THIS TWISTED! WHEN MICHAEL MYERS (MARK WOOD) BREAKS OUT OF THE SHADY KNOBS ASYLUM WHERE HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP FOR YEARS FOR MURDERING HIS SLUTTY SISTER, DR. LOOMIS (JAMES BATHOLET) BECOMES SO OBSESSED WITH THE UNLEASHED EVIL THAT HE GETS HIMSELF INTO A SEXUAL FRENZY WHICH GORGEOUS LATEX-CLAD NURSE MARION IS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO INDULGE. MEANWHILE, MICHAEL IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR HADDONFIELD WHERE NERDY LAURIE STRODE (CHANEL PRESTON) IS BUSY DEFENDING HER VIRGINITY AGAINST HER WHORISH NEIGHBORS LYNDA (LEXI BELLE,) ANNIE (DANA DEARMOND), AND BOB (KRIS SLATER). ZEROING IN ON THESE WANTON LOSERS, MICHAEL TAKES ON VARIOUS HALLOWEEN DISGUISES TO GET IN SOME SERIOUS ACTION WITH HIS FAMOUSLY HUGE SCHLONG - BUT CLIMAXES ARE NOT ENOUGH TO QUENCH HIS TASTE! BY THE TIME LAURIE GOES TO INVESTIGATE, SHE IS HORRIFIED AT THE TRAIL OF BODIES SHE FINDS, AND FINDS HERSELF FACE TO FACE WITH MICHAEL! LAURIE TRIES EVERYTHING TO DEFEND HERSELF, BUT IT'S DR. LOOMIS WHO FINISHES THE JOB, LEAVING HIM FINALLY SATISFIED THAT THE EVIL IS GONE. BUT IS IT?